Saturday, 25 February 2012

Jelly Buffalo

fact: This is a Jelly Buffalo, he is called Stan!

He likes drinking White Lightning and Netto Gin.

He also smoke Rothmans.

He is very happy!

Friday, 24 February 2012

Scartopus

I AM SCARTOPUS. Fact.

the bushamux

fact: clamping itself to the faces of unsuspecting humans, the bushamux uses it's hairy appendages to control it's host, dragging the unsuspecting victim on a 3 week gin and haribo fueled bender. on completion and having worn down the host to a state of total submission, the bushamux attempts to pass itself off as a chartered accountant from harrow and aquire comfortable lodgings in the finchley road area.

Sunday, 19 February 2012

Friday, 17 February 2012

Sea Teat




It lives on the bottom of the sea, looking for second hand lycra body suits.

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