Monday, 16 January 2012


The two worked together as an Evil gang during the 40's. Evil plant used to be a hamster until Mexican dog got his devil handpaws on it!

Saturday, 14 January 2012

Friday, 13 January 2012


these animals change colour according to mood and only eat exclusively from the john lewis food floor


fact: the early blird catches the perm. or something shit like that.

Sunday, 8 January 2012


The bunny was found at what seemed to be a mass pie picnic... but as it turns out if you touch the bunny you turn into a pie.

Friday, 6 January 2012

c-90 vixenmixen

fact: one in every 900 packs of c-90 long play cassette tapes contained a classic c-90 vixenmixen mix of pure cliff richard. naturalists and dj's alike have long pondered how the vixenmixen managed to hold down both the play and record buttons at the same time whilst being made entirely of tape spoolant.

The Crust Of The Sun

The Crust Of The Sun plants carrots in your garden in times of austerity.

Monday, 2 January 2012

glans macabre

fact: watching alien whilst doing your tax return isn't a good idea.


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