Friday, 23 December 2011

Furted

Every Christmas Furted creeps around your house, quietly as a mouse.

Santa de los muertos

fact: Santa de los muertos, although built mostly from animal skeletons, bulks up for the festive period on the shattered dreams of children. With his trusty steed stinky piere and an unhealthy fascination with gloria hunniford, santa de los muertos treks ever onward, pausing only to hang around shopping centres and expose his small skeletal winky to the elements/passers by.

Sunday, 18 December 2011

ken


fact: ken lurks stealthily until such time as your fecking landlord's dodgy fuses blow and your household is plunged into darkness. again.

Saturday, 10 December 2011

Friday, 9 December 2011

the party favour


fact: the party favour is a complete and compact office party rolled up into one animal.
The party favour enables discount business socialising by encompassing all the party hits including:
'the loud obnoxious one', 'the poser', 'the hot one' and 'the socially inept one'.
This party favour is attracting a mate, so is also displaying 'the fancy one' and 'the one so drunk they're vomiting everywhere'.

Friday, 2 December 2011

The Thundersnail

Fact: The mighty Thundersnail sails across the seven seas, often accompanied by the majestic, Hideous-Legged Owl.
This unlikely duo while away the hours in search of mystery, adventure and quality parking spaces.

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