Friday, 25 February 2011


Cumcumbear is the least popular character in the Pokemon™ franchise. Focus groups have put this down to it's fresh cucumber tongue.


fact: Ratvan thinks batman can screw the hell off.

Thursday, 24 February 2011

Holy Hard Times....

...Batman, you've really let yourself go!!
Things have got so bad for the Batman, he's now auditioning for Animal Friday!

Friday, 18 February 2011


Doggy loves you, so very, very much. So much in fact, that he made some dentures out of your skin. Bless.

Thursday, 17 February 2011

The Whipclump

Name: Whipclump
Origin: Southern Africa
Average Adult Length: 1.62m
The Whipclump is a strangely moist hamster mutation.
It resides around landfill sites.
It lives on mattresses, exam invigilators, vests and brillo pads.
It will probably feel sorry for jam sandwiches.
Its famous trait is that it will pluck stupid minor celebrities.
It will definitely sit on magical innocent bystanders.
Unattended it can find time for dancing potato peelers.
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Saturday, 12 February 2011

jurassic shark

factimum: sharks evolve backwards, so in the Jurassic period the common or garden shark was a mighty titan of industry. this proud specimen is notable for the double pens it prominently wears in it's pocket, to both ward off rivals and attract financial backers.

Friday, 11 February 2011

Jelly Business

What with the recession an all Jellyfish, like Mark 27 (pictured above), are forced to seek work out of water. Some say he is out of his depth, but can he take the pressure? Mark has enjoyed wearing clothes and is quickly getting used to a life out of water. He has started speed dating at pet shops and stinging people to death who get all upatty about him "coming up here and stealing our jobs"....racists!


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