Friday, 25 February 2011
Thursday, 24 February 2011
Friday, 18 February 2011
Thursday, 17 February 2011
Origin: Southern Africa
Average Adult Length: 1.62m
The Whipclump is a strangely moist hamster mutation.
It resides around landfill sites.
It lives on mattresses, exam invigilators, vests and brillo pads.
It will probably feel sorry for jam sandwiches.
Its famous trait is that it will pluck stupid minor celebrities.
It will definitely sit on magical innocent bystanders.
Unattended it can find time for dancing potato peelers.
Saturday, 12 February 2011
factimum: sharks evolve backwards, so in the Jurassic period the common or garden shark was a mighty titan of industry. this proud specimen is notable for the double pens it prominently wears in it's pocket, to both ward off rivals and attract financial backers.