Sunday, 30 January 2011

champion the wonder slug

fact: champion the wonder slug attributes his fleshy mitten nipples to a strict diet of pomegranates and lurpak.

Friday, 28 January 2011

Tuesday, 18 January 2011

buffalo wings

Buffalo wings are a majestic beast. They Soar through the air like a gracefull ballet dancer thats had one too many kebabs. When in danger it will fly and seek refuge in a strange toaster. The buffalo wing also likes to eat, giblets, scotsmen and beds.

Friday, 14 January 2011

Monkeyratcow


"Butter hooves, butter hooves, butter hooves, butter hooves, butter hooves, butter hooves, butter hooves, butter hooves, butter hooves, butter hooves." That is the rumour that's going around.

business elk

fact: business elk predicts a sharp decline in bracken this quarter.

Friday, 7 January 2011

Saturday, 1 January 2011

the spondoolicon

fact: like most mammals, during the festive period the spondoolicon pisses away vast amounts of money from it's earholes.

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