Thursday, 17 February 2011
Origin: Southern Africa
Average Adult Length: 1.62m
The Whipclump is a strangely moist hamster mutation.
It resides around landfill sites.
It lives on mattresses, exam invigilators, vests and brillo pads.
It will probably feel sorry for jam sandwiches.
Its famous trait is that it will pluck stupid minor celebrities.
It will definitely sit on magical innocent bystanders.
Unattended it can find time for dancing potato peelers.