Saturday, 28 August 2010

Dabchick


Nothing to see here. Please move onto the next enclosure.

Sunday, 22 August 2010

Fly.


Facto-Presto: Felipe here is having trouble adjusting to being a fly, and second thoughts about the Cuban heels and frilly sleeves.

Friday, 20 August 2010

Ear Rests


Ear rests are said to be alot more convenient than ear plugs, provided they sleep themselves.

Monday, 16 August 2010

Yodal Sack Jazz Hands


This guy loves to yodal, but his face sack gets in the way, producing a raspy garggling sound, sometimes choking on his own sack when drawing in breath. To compensate he has a lot of jazz hands.

Sunday, 15 August 2010

Chicken Leg


Fact: Chicken Leg always arrives too late for the party.

Mugpie




















Fact: The Mugpie is the forest's debt collector. Just a friendly word of advice, but you might wanna have that money ready 5pm Friday. We wouldn't want anything to happen to those pretty knees of yours now, would we?

The Bombino


















Fact: Its guano has been known to destroy cities, and it is attracted to the smell of gunpowder

Meringue Utan


A tirelessly irate beast, it stalks the plains of Candy Land constantly marking it's territory and preying on humans.

belk


fact: the belk is a special breed of mollusk that has evolved exclusively to assist humans in keeping their trousers up.  pictured here is a rogue belk, who, jacked up on absinthe and sherbet dip dabs, has stolen a pair of trousers and is off to wreak havoc in the local morrisons. 

Saturday, 14 August 2010

scared dried blood beads

the scared dried blood beads biggest fear are finger nails.

Friday, 6 August 2010

Barnstaple


Barnstaple enjoys hitch hiking whilst dripping molten juices from it's sweaty back sac.

bearloon


fact: full of tasty helium, the bearloon isn't quite sure how he's going to get back down

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