Friday, 25 June 2010


Tristan never wanted to be a Lord of Nature. But if he hadn't taken the interview, the Jobcentre would have cut off his benefits.

The Angry Belly Nub

The additional head that sits below the neck really hates the head that sits on the neck...for it is a bit of a tit.


Fact: Petunia came runner up in the 'Miss least hideous beastie' competition four years in a row. 

Sunday, 20 June 2010


fact: neither squid nor man, squidman is, in fact, a lady. squidman's inexplicable ladytackle is one of the 17 wonders of the sea.

Saturday, 5 June 2010


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