Friday, 30 April 2010

the nachtenberg

faaaact: caffeine just doesn't cut it anymore, so the nachtenberg nestles it's disheveled botty into the warm soothing computer monitor and stays up many hours after it should have gone to bed.

Sunday, 18 April 2010

terrance p. manfish

fact: funded by the cia throughout the 1960's, terrance p. manfish spent all his money on a sordid cocktail of giant hookers and toblerone.

Saturday, 10 April 2010

the gnashencox

fact: the gnashencox lures it's prey into a false sense of security by using it's secondary head to deliver informal but informative scientific information.

Friday, 2 April 2010

homo vermis


fact: one of the later off shoots in the evolution of human man mans, homo vermis was actually responsible for all the early cave paintings. homo vermis' artistic prowess comes from it's favourite foodstuff, magic acorns.

homo vermis got tired of painting buffalo, so the species emigrated to a secret location on the moon where they now make buffalo exclusively from stickle bricks

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