Friday, 26 February 2010

Spinnicky Lunchpack

fact: spinnicky lunchpack is spawned from awkward silences on public transport. 

Monday, 22 February 2010


heston is terrified of jazz, and is particularly worried about the "jazz hand" that is growing from it's side

Friday, 19 February 2010

Captain 'beaky' titmouse and the feng shui armageddon

fact: captain titmouse became so proficient at the jazz that he grew himself a backing band from his underneath parts. He hopes one day to do a duet with the mighty Glamticore.

Saturday, 13 February 2010

the pygmy bumdangle

fact: the pygmy bumdangle excretes a grape-like poo nodule, which it uses solely for tricking (and ultimately killing) the denture bear. The pygmy bumdangle hopes to eradicate all denture bears by 2015. 

Friday, 12 February 2010

denture bear

denture bear uses it's claw whiskers to grab sumptuous grapes, otherwise it will die .

Introducing the Superb Whim-Wham

This is an exceptionally rare picture of "The Superb Whim-Wham" in its original form, hunted mainly for it's valuable eyes back in the 1980'th century, it now only exists in parts of Hampden Park, Eastbourne. Where it survives, disguised as a crack dealer.

Saturday, 6 February 2010


fact: Cow-toice hopes natural selection will favour her exceptional storage abilities

Friday, 5 February 2010


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