Friday, 28 August 2009



If unoticed a bleeeuuuuurraggh will crawl under the skin of your cow at night and deposit small clusters of bat babies.
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wretched briers

fact: it's also a cow.

and a horse.

and an udder faced mutant.

and co-star of tv's the gurn life with futility kendal

futility kendal

fact: it's a cow.

Sunday, 23 August 2009

The Real Jive Bunny


Fact: It's official neck ties are back in!

Other Fact: The Real Jive Bunny came to fame when he was caught "jiving" of a different sort in a public library.
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Saturday, 22 August 2009

arnold bronte

fascination: even though arnold failed abysmally at pimp school, he will not rest until he gets his props due, and pours out some beer on the floor for all the homies that couldn't make it to his special barbecue.

Friday, 21 August 2009


facto: the schtinkenbof thinks it carries off wearing a necktie better than most other animals.

Sunday, 16 August 2009

dr Mark Sloan

factastic: dr Mark Sloan lives between columbo's toes, where he practices the dark arts and takes dirty polaroids of mrs columbo. Despite meeting doctor necrosus once at a party whilst both at medical school, dr Mark Sloan is unaware of the legendary teatmalk.


factation: columbo lives in dr necrosus' ear, but doesn't fancy being there when it all kicks off with teatmalk.

the evil doctor necrosus

fact: the evil doctor necrosus lives in quincy's eye and fucks shit up for arch enemy teatmalk



Teatmalk the chimp can fit you a nice new speed hole.
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Friday, 14 August 2009

Saturday, 8 August 2009


fact: like the bulbanox, i think i've just got a thing for lightbulbs lately.

outer manbronial

the outer manbronial finds succulence in the wolf headed corpse of freddie mercury.

Friday, 7 August 2009



Slugwoits favorite habitat are barrels, prefferebly cockney barrels. Don't get too close to one as they like to spit, they might also try and flog you some dodgy candle stick holders.
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Monday, 3 August 2009


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