fact: there's been lots of beautiful and amazing 3d animals around these parts lately, but sadly no d will save you from this animal. not even chuck d.
at the end of days, when the giraffe of the apocalypse rides forth upon it's log flume of eternal misery, the only d you should hope for is a swift, and painless d.
a donut. a swift, painless donut.
the giraffe of the apocalypse's log flume of eternal misery is easily clogged with cunningly placed swift, painless donuts.
either that or take a crap in the fountain. it hates that.