Friday, 24 April 2009

celebrity endorsement woodchuck


fact: the celebrity endorsement woodchuck (otherwise known as landbeaver, groundhog or whistlepig) is currently contractually obligated to mr steven guttenberg.

however, repeated attempts by the celebrity endorsement woodchuck to enter the client's pvc one piece romper suit (whilst occupied by the client) may well end in early termination of the agreement.

predictably the celebrity endorsement woodchuck will then be found in allyways worldwide, whoring out it's succulent brand of  bloated fleshmeats for hot cross buns.

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

oblivimo


unditured by any better judgement, oblivimo keeps on stumbling forward with it's head in the mud. the parallels are uncanny.

fact: oblivimo is often accompanied by oblivionions, which are much like regular onions but have half the calories.

Friday, 10 April 2009

eggulon


fact: eggulon wishes for a mandatory gorging on chocolate and salmonella.

and thus it becomes law.

Saturday, 4 April 2009

the mimicke dogge


fact: the mimicke dogge is 320 ft of awesome. and it was taught by apes to help the poor and dance for men. probably sexily.

some of you may remember him from the mighty myths and legends book.

he's also here

that page is a treasure trove for future animal fridays.

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