Friday, 27 March 2009

the spawn

fact: if a meerkat and an octopus had babies, their spawn would be a thing of beauty.

Friday, 20 March 2009

polarity bear

facto: polarity bear can't tell it's arse from it's elbow because it's arse IS it's elbow. and vice versa. also polarity bear can't stop the rock, due to pro wrestlers-turned-actors being it's natural predators. apart from 'rowdy' roddy piper and ace 'the body' ventura, who, in alternating shifts, suckle the young of the polarity bear, at the very early stages of life.

trivia: polarity bears' favourite dvd commentry is for the film 'they live', and it's mating call is "i ain't got time to bleed".

Thursday, 19 March 2009

biscuit whale

fact: the biscuit whale prefers to appear to people with no discernable sense of direction.

The chocolate cream filling in it's head is viewed as sacred and tasty in many cultures.

bonus fact: just like all other whales, the biscuit whale contains 97% genuine kentucky bourbon

----filming the biscuit whale---behind the scenes---

here are some alternate backgrounds considered for this image, all found by typing the words 'look up in the sky' in google images...


ahh bless him. you can see right up his nose.


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