Friday, 20 February 2009

throat bears

fact: i have throat bears at the minute. it's scratchy.

philosophical crows

they meet in pairs to discuss berets, caps, pipes and to bore each other senseless.

Sunday, 15 February 2009

george clooney

fact: george clooney is hopelessly addicited to mallard suppositorys

Friday, 13 February 2009

the mallard suppository

FACT: dispels all vegetables and pulses from any animal based event

Friday, 6 February 2009

Vegetable Friday!

Fact the Mexican Fighting Bean is not an animal.

the real sputnik

fact: the real sputnik dreams of achieving escape velocity so as it can give that fake sputnik a stern telling off.


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