Friday, 31 October 2008

Crack McCracky

Crack McCracky is a slug and a dapper one too, he can teach you manners!


This is Phillip, he likes buses.

Dr Christian

started off as a drawing for my sons wall, until my wife pointed out it was way too scary for a one year old. Dr Christian has beautiful abs and tyranosaurus pecs, he likes to investigate ugly peoples anuses with really powerfull fingers (not pictured) until they fall in love with him.

dream monster

Dreamed about this one last week, just floats about above cities, is really big and sounds like a whale. boring predictable dream monster that he is.

Friday, 24 October 2008


fact: the tiger will dance upon your cereal for crack nublets. 

sobering proof that being anally ravaged by kelloggs executives may be a lot of fun, but it doesn't pay the bills.

The Malllard of Doom

The Mallard of Doom likes bread, breaths fire and enjoys swimming.

Timmy Time Face

Timmy time Face facts:

If you look into Timmy Time Face's shrimp like eyes it will be able to show you, your future time of death. Unfortunately it can't give you a date.

Timmy Time Face also excretes liquorish for your pleasure!

Friday, 17 October 2008

The Blue Billed Swan Of Death

The Blue Billed Swan Of Death can be found swimming around the canals of Manchester where it is considered to be an omen of good luck and fortune. If you are lucky you maybe offered one by a passing Gypsy. But be warned a refusal of this offer can lead you to the Mallard of Doom.

Friday, 10 October 2008

the apology nubbin

the aplogy nubbin likes you.


Behold the QUERLEY-QUE in all it's glory!

Fact: The QUERLEY-QUE can offer a great alternative for all your social networking needs. Forget about Facebook, QUERLEY-QUE is the new friend poker in town!!

Tuesday, 7 October 2008


Fact: The Tumbleweed Monster rears it's ugly face when a Friday goes by WITHOUT a single animal being entered upon the blog! Shame on all our souls!


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