Friday, 26 September 2008
Friday, 19 September 2008
Unfortunately due to avian aristocracy being overthrown in the early 90's by a cartwheel performed by Howard from Take That Lord Carcas Donkey Twizzle had to turn to hiring his cranium out for advertising to fund his love of baloons. He is also innexplicably emense
Saturday, 13 September 2008
Friday, 12 September 2008
Sunday, 7 September 2008
Saturday, 6 September 2008
the puben is a very special creature. Birthed only in the most specific of circumstances, this often misunderstood animal is a sentient mass of unwanted primate body hair.
The puben often appears around plugholes in baths and sinks, especially if you have a number of hairy housemates.
The puben eats bracken and shrubs and is fond of vidal sassoon products.