Friday, 26 September 2008

The Scazfladger

The Scazfladger doesn't take your mum out for a drink, instead he likes to take out your Dad's knee caps.

bap bap

what ever it is, it's taking your mum out for a drink


No ones fucking seen it, theres no pictures only that blurry video from the 70's and that was some bloke in a gorilla suit. You cant prove anything alright! this is Sasquatch, FACT, HARD FACT! SHUT UP!

Friday, 19 September 2008

Lord Carcas Donkey Twizzle

Unfortunately due to avian aristocracy being overthrown in the early 90's by a cartwheel performed by Howard from Take That Lord Carcas Donkey Twizzle had to turn to hiring his cranium out for advertising to fund his love of baloons. He is also innexplicably emense

Saturday, 13 September 2008

the bearded melp.

the bearded melp enjoys preening, playing the pipe-a-maphone and hopes to one day travel into space.

Friday, 12 September 2008

the larger bean

nobody has got it all in one picture, so i couldn't possibly say anything except, in real life it's much smaller than you would imagine.

The Ford Swan GTi

This is the fastest of all birds. Fact.


The Grimwurt likes to hide in your pipes..... fact!

Sunday, 7 September 2008

politics pigeon

fact: pigeons have political views too. though dont necessarily have the right nose for it

Saturday, 6 September 2008

the shoe horn

the shoe horn likes soft leather.

the puben

the puben is a very special creature. Birthed only in the most specific of circumstances, this often misunderstood animal is a sentient mass of unwanted primate body hair.

The puben often appears around plugholes in baths and sinks, especially if you have a number of hairy housemates.

The puben eats bracken and shrubs and is fond of vidal sassoon products.



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