Friday, 25 July 2008
fact: there are only a few places on earth that pigeons don't live. the driest bits of the sahara desert, antartica and the high arctic and hawaii.
proof, if ever any was needed, that pigeons don't like to surf.
i've heard it's because they're not very good at it.
Thursday, 24 July 2008
i seem to have missed the party.
sorry about that.
here's a catch up. animal friday animal, plus animal friday fact.
you guys have posted some great stuff, but you're all missing out the facts! we need facts about your animals dammit!
Friday, 18 July 2008
- The Fazzwaggers actual scientific name is Nippilous-Fangus.
- It is only 4 inches in length but has 42 Nipples that it uses to traverse it's self across your bedroom floor.
- The Nippilous-Fangus habitat is raw anus, so keep those butt plugs in at night!
- The Fazzwagger mainly likes to feed on the lower colon but also feeds on the common wood louse.
- It's jaws have the strength of 10 bears!
- It can secrete an acidic milky substance out of all 42 nipples with a projectile distance of at least 10 meters.
- The Fazzwager hates potatoes.